Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke, rarely smoke

Stared at folks when properly provoked, mirror broke

Here, share strawberry morinin', gone an more important spawnin'

Torn in, poor men sworn in

Cornish hens switchin' positions, auditionin' mortitions

Saw it in a vision, ignorin' prison

Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb

Found 'em drowned in cows dung, crowds flung

Rings a tinkerbell, sing for things that's frail as a fingernail

Bring a scale, stale ginger lingers

Seven figures invigor

N**a, fresh from out the jail, alpha male

Sickest ninja injury this century, enter plea

Lend sympathy to limper Simple Simon rhyming emcees

Trees is free, please leave a key

These meager fleas, he's the breeze

And she's the bees knees for sheez

G's of G's

Seize property, shopper sprees, chop the cheese

Drop the bris to stop diseases, gee wiz pa!

Doom rock grandma like the kumbaya!

Mama was a hole hoppa, papa was a rolling stone

Star like Obama, pull a card like oh drama!

Civil liberties

These little t**s abilities riddle me, middle C

Give a MC a rectal hysterectomy

Electron removal of the bowls, foul technically

Don't expect to see the recipe

Until we receive the check as well as the collection fee

More wreck than section Z

What you expect to get for free? Shit from me, history

The key, plucked it off mayor

Chucked it in the old tar pit off La Brea, player

They say he's gone too far

Doom'll catch 'em after Jumar on cue lacka!

Do what'cha gotta do, grarrrr

The rumors are not true, got two ma

No prob, got the job, hot barred heart throb

Scotch Guard the bar the with cotton swabs, dart lob

Bake a cake, sweet

Jamaica trade in treats on the beach make a skeet 'til her feets meet

Can it be I stayed away too long?

Did you miss these rhymes when I was gone?

As you listen to these crazy tracks

Check them stats then you know where I'm at

And that's that