1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. The 12 king pimp commandments!

Uh

It's pimp gator

Peep the?

A king pimp's been here for years representin'

There's rules to this s**t I'll break down a lesson

Step by step

Like a booklet for you to sweat

And try to apply

To make yourself fly

No. 1: must be strong in mind and spirit

When idiots talk inferior s**t

Brush it off when you hear it

Never fear it

Don't put a knife to a broad

Cause the penis is mightier than the sword

Peep the metaphor

You'll find more

Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated

38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn't be intimidated

You must play past the devils trickery

Prison, liquor and hits of E

Nicotine and chicks with V.D.

No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at once

A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt

Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness

Intelligence but never with an iron-fist

No. 3: only f**k with a b***h when you're both clickin'

Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't strut with chickens

4: must withstand all criticism

Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin'

jizzm

It's a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism

That it's wrong but it isn't

No. 5: never let a female be equal with you

Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon

Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose

Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you

She was put on earth to serve men

She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you then

Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and cats

Females know