When you gonna buy me a canned ham

I've been waiting so long

When you gonna buy it

When you gonna satisfy me

When you gonna buy me a canned ham

I've been waiting so long

When you gonna buy it

When you gonna satisfy me

I like a canned ham baby baby

Canned ham that's for me

When I think about it

Sends me into ecstasy

Put it in a skillet

Fry it nice and brown

Put it in my pocket

Gonna carry it around around around around

When you gonna buy me a canned ham

I've been waiting so long

When you gonna buy it

When you gonna satisfy me

When you gonna buy me a canned ham

I've been waiting so long

When you gonna buy it

When you gonna satisfy me

I like a canned ham baby baby

Canned ham that's for me

When I think about it

Sends me into ecstasy

Put it in a skillet

Fry it nice and brown

Put it in my pocket

Gonna carry it around around around around

Been waiting I've been waiting so long

When you gonna buy me that canned ham Greenbaum

Someday