I cheat on every woman I've ever been with

Do you love me less?

I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl

I must confess

I loved every woman I've ever been with with

But you knew the rest

Wanna get caught up in my mess

Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl

For me to explain my first line to ya

It's best to take you back to the scene of my first time

I was on Edith Street with a freak named Maddy

And a three liter cask of wine

Flowers in bloom, in her friend's sister's room

What's better than a girl who says 'yes' too soon?

Two of them

So I guess there lies the root of my problem

I float like the weather I never commit

But I ain't cheat on every girl I've ever been with

No I got your attention, riddle me this

Put your man up in a cab then sent me a kiss

Got your car nearby said where to you live?

Could go to yours, go to mine, wherever, you pick

Arrowheads through the bed man he never miss

Told her my room's a mess, said 'I bet it is'

I cheat on every woman I've ever been with

Do you love me less?

I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl

I must confess

I loved every woman I've ever been with with

But you knew the rest

Wanna get caught up in my mess

Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl

She wanna mess 'round

But she don't want to get let down

Stretched out on my bed, be my guest now

Tell me, would you love me less now

You're well aware how I get down?

Whether pulling at your chair when we step out

Or pulling on your hair like you're stressed out

Shit, we've been everywhere so where now?

From here out, this we should be clear about, here me out

I used to keep an eye out like writters in the alley

But baby en pointe like the ballet, I feel like love

About to give her the keys a valet

And quit riding around like a Mustang Sally, but

Before we go too far

Girl you got to know I'm no shooting star

Mascara tears running down my path

I'll try to treat you right but you know what it's like

I cheat on every woman I've ever been with

Do you love me less?

I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl

I must confess

I loved every woman I've ever been with with

But you knew the rest

Wanna get caught up in my mess

Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl

Now I was at the merch desk, tryna mind my own

Left my girl for another long night alone

Holed in a hotel, miles from home

My t-shirt soaked through with sweat

I just rocked a set, and if you'd like to know

Right now I'm feeling flatter than the battery inside my phone

When Miss Fly walks by with the flattery

Tryna challenge me to go head-to-head, toe-to-toe

Making eyes, touching hands and flirting

Baby girl, tryna put some work in

But I know one thing for certain

I want you, but I don't want to be that person

So, listen, vixen, I'm fixing to making a mistake

If I don't vacate up out of this place

Stranger than fiction, now she waits in the distance

It can all change in an instant

It's something that you do, to me

Got me howling at the moon

How you do, so come on in

Before you make yourself at home

You should know a couple of things, where to begin

I cheat on every woman I've ever been with

Do you love me less?

I know this truth is stranger than fiction, girl

I must confess

I loved every woman I've ever been with with

But you knew the rest

Wanna get caught up in my mess

Well, be my guest, be my guest, girl