Broom Broom
Hi I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you
Faerie's on my shoulder
He can't wait to make you meat too
That tasted purple
Dispense with the formalities and
Schemes you may be contemplating
Foes are turning furry in a hurry while transmogulating
By the pricking of my thumb
Something wicked this way comes
Boys see me and get Wild Growth
Just one look and up we go
Muggles always on my wand
Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone
And what we did with my magic stick
Don't remember I'll send you Pix
Not quite the common lady but just maybe
You can get to know me
Shielding all this carries
Staying warry
Just to keep you goin'
They know I'm Dom and stay
Submissive to this magic master
Fidget with your mind and drive
You crazy 'til you can't spell Caster
Turn you warm and fuzzy
Leave you silenced
Now you're cannon fodder
Fend against these dark arts all you want
But you're no Harry Potter
Pick a lane to face me
Tilting baby it just doesn't matter
Panic while I'm stacking magic corpses
Like Abra Cadaver
The mobile warrior is back
Commence the Drillin' and killin'
These villians illing and feeling
The robot wrath that I'm willing
I've reached the cieling
But not my rhymes or my skills that are spilllin
I'm at my Threshold for damage
Now I'm red and unfeeling
It's time to go
'Cause when my amor's steady and ready
I'm gonna lay a beatdown
And one you won't be forgetting
Tristys' my Soul
And thought I'm bound to damage and ravage
I'm focused like a laserbeak
And Rumble's still such a savage
This'll be a blast
Exploding to the battle
I'm unloading the satchel
I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger
Though he thinks I'm a hassle
But even donger must be feeling
The extent of my brilliance
'Cause when the dean of demolitions
Speaks the world's gonna hear it
It's time to boot up the show
The fuse is ready to blow
Fallout from my mega- bomb is dropping nucular glow
I hope you got enough room
Because you can't flee the doom
Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear this world go
Kaboom
I might be talking Loony Toons
But I'm a Hanna- Barberian
My explosive devices
Just makes it harder to bury you
When the bomb is ignited
And then you try to escape
I see you here and there and there
Well you're all over the place
The major league competitor
Because I throw like it's Madden
And then I use my sachel
Charger to take off like Aladdin
And I don't need a Jasmine
I just need you to be gone
I can show you the world
When I drop this magic carpet bomb
It's no suprise that I'm breaking the ice
Look I'm just here so I don't get fined
The past the present you can link it to I
My temperment rise
Glass canon as a dorf
Until you see the Ganon surprise
Check it
Shifting the flow the two for one package
Is coming back like it's a boomerage throw
Watch as I glow
Up into yorkage with the beast
The name's gnaruto
Identity crisis splice up the flavor
Experimental build feel like I'm Stitch
A gentalman savage mischief admist
Digivolution from rookie to switch
When your team game's distorted
And synergy who get's contorted
Resisting me is focus my rampage will annul it
I evelove into a God like 'Zilla
No pont in hiding
I'm invincible no David can stop Goliath
When the boulders get to flying
Your stones hardly defiant
Blood and bones my bread and butter
When feeding this Dino Giant
Anger potent hi I'm Hogan Gnar
'Cross me and I'll throw you far
Prehistoric cyber franky little
Foots with bulky arms
Manners isn't made for Gnar
Banner Hulk is who I are
Charming but alaming
Bandle City's my Jurrasic Park
From Diddy Kong to the Mighty Grodd
Hit Grear Four then I crush them all
Jumping Crushing Stomping
Going hard is never going far
This is war a Yordle's Paradise Y'all
And they call me Gnar
I've got a mighty tantrum
Inducing rage all day
When despair sets in you know
It's The Curse of the Sad Mummy
So sad and lorn the helpless lad
I heard them say
From behind my back
But I guess that's who I've become today
Cryin' to you mummy she ain't comin'
Ain't it funny
Stepin' into team fights about to make this money
Throwing out that Bandage Toss
I'm looking for some new friends
Okay where are we going
Aww wait hey no come back
You don't wanna play with me
Then I guess it's time for a hug attack
Tearin' through this brush with my Hunter's Machete uh
Two heath pots and a Warding Totem at the ready
My tears don't fall no they crash all around me
Because no one want to duo queue with a sad little mummy
Comin' out the Jungle and
I'm still looking for new friends
Wanna hug it out or are you looking to get stunning again
Aumumu the mummy Immortal master of misery
With all my CC I'll make us friends for eternity
Enough this display is highly repulsive
And frankly far too ego indulgent
This misappliance of science indeed must retire
But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire
I am the H- E- I- M- E- R- D- I- N- G- E- R
End all be all
Inventor experimentor proffesor data processor
Embodiment of accomplishment but you can call me God
I created the rap game on that level you can't obtain
Turrets in place rocks to the face
Number one stunner with a shock grenade
I see you heading back to base mid is conquered
Journal entry title for today
Raise your Dongers
Even though you scream and you blaspheme
I'm more than I seem more than a meme
Remember kids Donger is King
My readings aren't light my afro is tight
Say my name you're God Dong right
Kennen Master Ninja a hero of the storm
I'm here to counteract the blizzard
Lightning's keeping you warm
And with the shimmering shadow you're gonna feel the Rakiri
An AOE of Thor's armada striking anyone near me
Thunder drop is in the zone
Smite you down and send you on
Blitzkrieg in the middle lane
Mark you till you feel the pain
Stopping dead within your tracks
Then you hear the thunder crack
Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin
You're in the dust I am the wind
Flash of League of Legends Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me
The Telsa coils around the team till they form a dichotomy
The lightning blast lobotomy
This homicidal side of me
Conflicting with the notion
That I got my medical degree
No ordinary doctor Kennen MD's gonna hit the scene
An artist with a shuriken or
A scalpel all the same to me
'Cause dress me up or down it makes
No difference when I'm owning ya
Bandle City got it's hero this one's for Ionia
Oh little heros how quickly you fall
Kneel before the rod I am the hand of desecration
My will is the force that shall undo creation
Impeded by you weaklings such nerve such gall
Valoran at my hand now that's thinking too small
Imagine if you will a small nexus of worlds
As they curl and unfurl binding lights in a swirl
Clad in darkness so distant so vast and destructive
A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction
Take it to the galaxy you won't last long
Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton
Generating mana Q is stacking up the damage
You were never gonna manage
Suddenly you're gone
E now you're standing in my sight
R losing half your life
Nowhere left to run
When you're sitting in a stun timer
Ticking down to one W goodnight
Ever so suddenly you're cowering up to me
Chaotin supremacy no AD for this entropy
Such a thrill when this fire's ignited
Watching you devided never been so excited
Is that a rocket is your pocket
Tristana's her to annihilate the Battlefield
So head to my bottom lane
Won't you tell me how you really feel
You're just another target
You're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning
Once you're in my sights
You're getting shot up by my boomer cannon
Splash with the timer
Then I rocket so we get together
Fire till explosion
Then I'm out
I guess I'll call you never
Next thing you know
You're up at home
Feeling a little mad
But tilting lasts forever
Sorry babe you're just a one- night stand
Captain Teemo I'm armed and ready
I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading
Like a pox when I blind you I sneak up behind you
You'll run but I'll find you leave presents inside you
Back up I'm here to carry my team on my back
When it's clear that nobody can match up
Like Prince when the purple is raining
And all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up
But here I stand a Yordle holding your life in his hands
One dart and you're back to the stands
All those best laid plans Fall to the sand
When there's no kryptonite for this Superman
Omega Squad say hello to the new God
My darkside is too raw
But war's just what I live for
I'm sick to my stomach of little repungnat
Deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running
Toxic or nothing Pestilence runneth
Famine I hunger and for death I cometh
Apokilips arrives taking no sides
But Teemo is here to decide
The fate of the enemy five who pray to survive
But none of them leave here alive
Shrooms for you all in the room
This is your tomb
While my dominance will resume
Say your farewells
If Teemo is Satan
I'm dragging you
Kicking and screaming
Into elo hell
