I get away with murder Filthy mother fucker

Bow to your leader Daddy's little stinker

I nearly slit you in half My mouth's a bubble bath

I'll take it till I turn red Gonna pick me a switch

Yeah, son of a bitch I'm the monster underneath your bed

Dirty diaper Dirty diaper

You're never gonna change me As long as mommy loves me

Baby ankle biter Fuckin' whipper snapper

I nearly slit you in half My mouth's a bubble bath

I'll take it till I turn red Gonna pick me a switch

Yeah, son of a bitch I'm the monster underneath your bed

Dirty diaper Dirty diaper

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Come on

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Mommy get the wooden spoon Daddy get the leather belt

Mommy, get the wooden spoon

Out

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Dirty diaper

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Come on

Oh, oh, oh, oh