Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream

Surprise surprise

The boys are home

My guardian angel's rung down my telephone

The heat's on mister

Can't you hear them scream

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream

The curfew comes at the crack of light

The sad old wino aches to dissipate the fright

The jet junk jiver speeds past in his machine

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream

A broken god from a musty world

Sweetly mouthed touched an onyx girl

His prison bars were very hard to clean

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream Yeah

The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief

Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth

But all was lost when her mouth turned green

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream

Silver Surfer and the Ragged Kid

Are all sad and rusted boy

They don't have a gig

Believe me Pope Paul my toes are clean

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream

Black is black and white is white

Some go to Heaven and some get it light

Your barber's a groove

But his wig

It screams

Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream Yeah