Anything you can do I can do better
Ha
I can do anything Better than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can Yes I can
Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're NOT
Yes I am Yes I am
I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that
You bet
So can a rat
Any note you can sing I can sing higher
I can sing anything higher than you
You can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I CAN
How'dyou sing that high
I'm a girl
Anything you can sing I can sing softer
I can sing anything Softer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can YES I CAN
I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker And get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without gettin' caught
You bet
That's what I thought--
You crook
Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note Longer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-i
C-a-n
Yes you ca-a-a-an
How d'you hold all that in
Chest cavities
Anything you say I can say faster
I can say anything Faster than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
Yscescesecysesecses-I can
I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie
Ooh No
Neither can I
Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything Sweeter than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you ca-o-a-o-a-o-an't
Yes I can
No you ca-an't
Yes I can
No you ca-an't
Yes I can
No you can't can't can't
Yes I can can can
Yes I can No you can't
