Tonight old man you did it

You did it

You did it

You said that you'd do it

And indeed you did

I thought that you'd rue it

I doubted you'd do it

But now I must admit

That succeed you did

You should get a medal

Or be even made a knight

Oh it was nothing really nothing

All alone you hurdled every obstacle in sight

Now wait now wait

Give credit where it's due

A lot of the glory goes to you

But you're the one who did it

Who did it

Who did it

As sturdy as gibraltar

Not a second did you falter

There's no doubt about it

You

Did it

I must've aged a year tonight

At times I thought I'd die of fright

Never was there a momentary lull

Shortly after we came in

I saw at once we'd easily win

And after that I found it deadly dull

You should've heard the oohs and aahs

Everyone wondering who she was

You'd think they had never seen a lady before

And when the prince of transylvania

Asked to meet her

And gave his arm to lead her to the floor

I said to him

You did it

You did it

You did it

They thought she was ecstatic

And so damned aristocratic

And they never knew that

You

Did it

Thank goodness for zoltan carpathy

If it hadn't been for him I would've died of boredom

Carpathy that dreadful hungarian

Was he there

Yes he was there all right and up to his old tricks

That blaggard who uses the science of speech

More to blackmail and swindle

Than teach

He made it the devilish business of his

To find out

Who this miss do little is

Every time we looked around

There he was

That hairy hound from budapest

Never leaving us alone

Never have I ever known

A ruder pest

Finally I decided it was foolish

Not to let him have his chance with her

So

I stepped aside

And let him dance with her

Oozing charm from every pore

He oiled his way around the floor

Every trick that he could play

He used to strip her mask away

And when at last the dance was done

He glowed as if he knew he'd won

And with a voice too eager

And a smile too broad

He announced to the hostess that she was

A fraud

No

Jawohl

Her english is too good he said

That clearly indiates that she is foreign

For as others are instructed in their native language

English people aren't

And although she may have studied

With an expert dialectician and grammarian

I can tell that

She was born

Hungarian

Not only hungarian but of royal blood

She is a princess

Her blood he said is bluer than

The danube is or ever was

Royalty is absolutely written on her face

She thought that I was taken in

But actually I never was

How could she deceive

Another member of her race

I know each

Language on the map said he

And she's hungarian

As the first

Hungarian rhapsody

Bravo

Bravo

Bravo

Congratulations professor higgins

For your glorious victory

Congratulations professor higgins

You'll be mentioned in history

Congratulations professor higgins this evening

Sir you did it

For your glorious victory you said

Congratulations professor higgins

Sing hail and hallelujah we know that

Ev'ry bit of credit for it all

Belongs to you