In life one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness
Diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice
Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
Manners? Charm?
They're no way to impress
So forget the inner me, observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress
Oh now I believe in looking
Like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka dotted
Striped or even checked
With the some glamour guaranteeing
Every fiber on of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
From your cradle via trousseau
To your deathbed you're on view, so Ah
Never compromise, accept no substitute Ah
I would rather wear a barrel Ah
Than conservative apparel Ah
For my dress has always been Ah
My strongest suit Ah
Ah
Overwear
Underwear
Anytime
Anywhere
Staying in or hitting town wards
From the top and working downwards Ooh ooh ooh ah
I ensure that every stitch Ooh ooh ooh ah
Is stitched in time Ooh ooh ooh ah
Whether wig or hat or turban
Whether clad boudoir or urban Is stitched in time
Not to strut your stuff Ooh ooh ooh ah
Outrageously's a crime Ooh ooh ooh ah
Ooh ooh ooh ah
And the few who are invited Such a crime
To my wardrobe are delighted Oooh overwear
As they wander through my things Oooh underwear
To find en route Oooh anytime
We're wandering through your th
That in negligee or formal Ooh negligee
I am anything but normal Ooh anything but normal normal
Ooh ah
For my dress has always been
My strongest suit Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear
I am what I wear Anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
I said anytime Overwear, underwear
Anytime
Anywhere
Finest
So bring me all my finest Divinest
Most audacious, my divinest
Most revealing
Most expensive and to boot
Most revealing most
expensive
Most arresting Most arresting
Most heartstopping
Most heartstopping Most heart-stoping
Most free-flowing Overwear
Most eye-popping Underwear
Most arresting Anytime
Most heart-stopping
Anywhere
Dress has always been Dress has always been
My strongest suit
I am what I wear
My strongest suit
I am what I wear
You know that
I am what I wear I am what I wear
Dress has always been
Dress has always been My strongest
My strongest My strongest
My strongest My strongest suit My strongest
My strongest My strongest
My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest suit
My strongest suit!
