Ma chère mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
that we welcome you tonight.
And now, we invite you to relax.
Let us pull up a chair.
as the dining room proudly presents your dinner.
Be our guest.
Put our service to the test.
Tie your napkin round your neck, sherry, and we...
Provide the rest.
Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvre.
Why, we only live...
To serve!
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!
Don't believe me?
Ask the dishes!
They can sing, they can dance, after all, Miss, this is France, and a dinner here is never second best.
Go on, unfold your men, you take a glance, and then you'll be our guest, we our guest, be our guest.
Beef ragout, cheese souffle, pie and bread on flambé.
We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret.
You're alone and you're scared, but the banquet's all prepared.
No one's gloomy or complaining while the flatware is entertaining.
We tell jokes, I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks.
And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet.
Come on and lift your glass.
You've won your own free pass to be our guest.
If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest.
Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest.
Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving.
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon.
Ah, those good old days when we were useful.
Suddenly those good old days are gone Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting, needing exercise, a chance to use our
kills most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy, you walked in and oops-a-daisy.
It's a guest, it's a guest.
Sakes a lot and I'll be blessed.
wine's been poured and thank the lord i've had the napkins freshly pressed with dessert she'll want tea and my dear that's fine with me while the cups do their sauce shooing i'll be bubbling i'll be brewing i'll get warm i've been hot heaven's sakes is that a spot
We want the company impressed We've got a lot to do Is it one up or two For you our guest She's our guest Be our guest Be our guest
It's ten years since we've had anybody here, but they're obsessed.
Eat your meal with your face, yes, indeed, with your face.
Let us help you feel deep going.
One by one.
Till you shout, in a pipe dance, that we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest.
Tonight you'll rock your feet up, but for now let's eat up your guests.
Be your guest, be your guest, please be your guest.
