Hey yo, today I woke up and looked at my calendar to see what's up for the month of December Oh shit, it's the fifth time for my favorite spot It's time to get me a motherfuckin' flu shot Yeah, yo, I'ma get a flu shot
Hey, you coughing, but guess what?
I'm not.
Why?
Because I got me a flu shot.
That's right.
I got me a motherfucking flu shot.
Pulled up to the lot in my big Escalade.
Pulled out my coupons because I get shots prepaid.
Stood on the line for about an hour.
Then felt a little hungry and picked up some chowder.
Oh, hell no.
That shout out was Manhattan, not New England.
So I pulled down my musket so the bullets started sprinkling.
Yeah, I'm going to get a flu shot.
Hey, you sneezing, but guess what?
I'm not.
Why?
Because I got me a flu shot.
That's right.
I got me a motherfucking flu shot.
After I started shooting, everyone ran away.
So I was the only one getting the flu shot that day.
I stepped up to the counter and I said, hi, how are you?
I came to get shot up.
You know the one for the flu.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna get a flu shot.
Hey, you all bloated and nasty and I'm not.
Why?
Cause I got me a flu shot.
That's right.
I got me a motherfucking flu shot.
She sat me down before she shot me up.
I threw my head back because I love that stuff.
She said, we done now.
You can put your pants back on.
And I said, thank you, miss.
I don't really know why I had to take my pants off.
Actually, looking back, I was completely naked.
