The doctor's telling me I may be mad Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
I feel disconnected, distant like heaven Missed what the reverend said, it's a bit upsetting
Wishing that I'd listen better cause yes I'm sinning
Fucking a nun and a cunt while her head's spinning
Pissed like a kid that's wetting his bed linen
I'm twisted on meds, having sex with dead women
Lost in the sauce, my foster mom forced me to drink
And she peeled my foreskin back and sucked it off till it was pink
Thoughts that I think as I wash my balls in the sink
My balls up in my stomach, that's why they call them a shrink
Like Cobain on cocaine, feeling no pain on Soul Train
With a gold chain, bout to throw flames like propane
And I won't play with a full deck
This whole game is joke as wild as I go insane
In a membrane like Cyprus, where that white bitch can play Lois Lane
Margot Kidder, I'ma go get her
And hit her in the shitter, I'm a psycho killer
The doctor's telling me I may be mad Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
I bring a hammer to a slow jam, throw wrenches in your program
Nail gun through both hands, screwdrivers in your throat
Damn, make you a known example
Throw Roman candles, hone the poison arrows
Boy, destroy a pair, roast your flannel
Demonically possessed, doctor suggests I am a psycho
Chainsaw on my gun like a Gears of War rifle
Q -tip sex on a platter mask
Gripping a talking cabbage patch with C4 in the battery pack
Yeah, I'm actually that, insane med pills
Visions of chasing enemies while I'm on my fucking treadmill
Merry Christmas, kiss the barrel under the mistletoe
Shot every part of your body, bitch, except I missed your toe
If it's a diss, you'll know
Scalpel to your torso, carve it slow
Rolling out intestines like a garden hose
Make you swallow a 40 ounce
And see how many karate chops it takes to punch your stomach till the bottle breaks
The doctor's telling me I may be mad Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
In a crazy land, a crazy land
I'm lamping, I'm cold lamping, I'm amping
I'm slicing you up like Crystal Lake camping
Like Daddy Kane said it, stop shaming
I'm boasting, I'm bragging, raving and ranting
Leaving you deader than Bruce Unbranding
I send you to the moon like Ralph Crampton
I'm the craziest of the crazies in history
Charles Manson's a pussy, a wannabe musician
I piss on that hippie, I'm the reason the Zodiac's still missing
Fuck Jeffrey Dahmer was a bitch, he fucked boys
And got murdered in prison, and David Berkowitz the son of Sam
He talked to doggies, Gacy was a clown
None of them fucking with Rugged Man
I'm the man for delusional shock treatment
Lunatic critters, cut out your livers with scissors
I'm splitting the wig of your wiggers
Shokasugi ninjas, Rambo sleep away camp slashes
Heather Thomas posters in my brain, the 80's never passed
The Central Park, I'm stealing purses
And I'm robbing the joggers, they wanna lock us
I'm raping the nurses and murdering the doctors, come on
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, maybe
It's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, maybe
It's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
In a crazy land, a crazy land
They made you believe that there's no one really crazy as me
I drove myself mad, searching for sanity
A world like a cell God created just to hold me
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
In a crazy land, a crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
Well done entertainment bitch
Disturbia
Yo Luke
We did it again brother
Yes I'm crazy
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, maybe
It's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's telling me I may be mad, maybe
It's cause we living in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
In a crazy land, a crazy land
