MA MA

THINKS I'M LI VING IN A CON VENT

A SE CLUD ED LI TTLE CON VENT

IN THE SOUTH ERN PART OF FRANCE

MA MA

DOES N'T E VEN HAVE AN IN KL ING

THAT I'M WORK ING IN A NIGHT CLUB

IN A PAIR OF LA CY PANTS

SO PLEASE SIR

IF YOU RUN IN TO MY MA MA

DON'T RE VEAL MY IN DIS CRE TION

GIVE A WOR KING GIRL A CHANCE

HUSH UP, DON'T TELL MA MA

SHUT UP, DON'T TELL MA MA

DON'T TELL MA MA

WHAT E VER YOU DO

IF YOU HAD A SE CRET

YOU BET I WOULD KEEP IT

I'M BREAK IN' E VERY

PRO MISE THAT I GAVE HER

SO WON'T YOU KIND LY DO

A GIRL A GREAT BIG FA VOR?

AND PLEASE MY SWEET PO TA TO

KEEP THIS FROM MY MA TER

THOU MY DANCE IS

NOT A GAINST THE LAW

YOU COULD TELL MY PA PA

THAT'S AL RIGHT

'COS HE COMES IN HERE

E VERY NIGHT

MA MA

THINKS I'M ON A TOUR OF EU ROPE

WITH A COU PLE

OF MY SCHOOL CHUMPS

MA MA

DOES N'T E VEN HAVE AN INKL ING

THAT I LEFT THEM ALL IN ANT WERP

AND I'M TOUR ING ON MY OWN

SO PLEASE SIR

IF YOU RUN IN TO MY MA MA

DON'T RE VEAL MY IN DIS CRE TION

JUST LEAVE WELL E NOUGH A LONE

IF YOU HAD A SE CRET

YOU BET I WOULD KEEP IT

YOU WOULD N'T WANT TO GET ME

IN A PICK LE

AND HAVE HER GO

AND CUT ME OFF WITH OUT A NICK LE

SO LET'S TRUST ONE A NO THER

KEEP THIS FROM MY MO THER

THOUGH I'M STILL AS PURE

AS MOUN TAIN SNOW

YOU CAN TELL MY UN CLE

HERE AND NOW

YOU CAN TELL MY GRAND MA

SUITS ME FINE

JUST YES TER DAY

SHE JO IN THE LINE

YOU CAN TELL MY BRO THER

THAT AIN'T GRIM

'COS IF HE SQUEALS ON ME

I'LL SQUEAL ON HIM

BUT DON'T TELL MA MA

BI TTE DON'T TELL MA MA

PLEASE SIR DON'T TELL MA MA

WHAT YOU KNOW