Hahaha, all right then
HaHa, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell herself
Check out mommy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars flawless greater than great
With the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom alakazam
Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
Thanks mom
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef
Woah-oh-oh
Michelin-tasting menu free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains caviar mountains that's just to start
Who's been here since day one
Who's been faithful as a nun
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
Your executive producer
That's true
I'm your guy your day-to-day
Your chum your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today
I was stuck thank you madam
Oh you
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
Oh
You're like the child that I wish that I had
Uh what
I care for you just like a daughter I spawned
Hold on now
It's a little funny you could almost call me mom
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power
Who just happens to also be your blood
Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
What a bunch of losers
Can you butt out of my song
Your song
I started this
I'm singing it I'll finish it
Oh you tacky piece of
It's me yes it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here what a gas
Took a while but I'm present at last
It's me it's me
Mimzy
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