A man who'd wish you'd be careful
Met the man who just didn't care
They went to the house
Of the man or a mouse
And met the mailman there
A man with a plan
A man on a mission
A man who could do no wrong
They all stood around in the kitchen
And sang the following song
I drink beer to improve my mind
End the war
Help mankind
Through these dark and trying times
Hey batter batter batter hey batter hey
Swing batter swing
Hey swing away
Swing for the fence
Live for today
Put your life in Jesus hands
Shut your eyes just as tight as you came
And swing like a man like a man like a man
I drink beer to boost retail sales
Save those dolphins
Save those whales
I drink beer for the revolution
Hey batter batter batter hey batter hey
Swing batter swing hey swing away
Swing for the fence
Live for today
Put your life in Jesus hands
Shut your eyes just as tight as you came
And swing like a man like a man like a man
Cuz
We are men
Men we shall we remain
We shall remain
Until we go home
We are men
Men we shall we remain
We shall remain
Until we go home
