I'm a North Korean

I'm a South American

I'm a European

I am a Samaritan

I am a believer

Praying for a better world

I am an achiever

I'm a boy and I'm a girl

I am a pretender

At one with my avatar

Real sweat an' tender

I'm a South Korean

I'm a North American

I am a Norwegian

I am a civilian

I am a believer

Praying for a better world

I am an achiever

I'm a boy and I'm a girl

I am a pretender

At one with my avatar

Real sweat an' tender

Know what you're looking for

Blond tall an' slender

Adventure's my center core

Never surrender

Replied my email

Ain't no such zone

She'd written 'pon it

Address unknown

Return to sender

Put in her hand

It's second life and

I'll understand

I'm the pretender

Virtually giving

Into my feeling

And never giving up

I'm a son Zion

I'm a Presbyterian

Used to be a Mayan

Now am a Republican

I am a believer

Praying for a better world

I am an achiever

I'm a boy and I'm a girl

I'm the pretender

At one with my avatar

Real sweat an' tender

Know what you're looking for

Blond tall an' slender

Adventure's my center core

Never surrender