The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention please

May I have your attention please

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

We're going to have a problem here

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy

Just burst in the door

Started whoopin her ass worse than before

They first get divorced throwing

Her over furniture （ scream ）

It's the return of the

Oh wait no way your kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did did he

And Dr Dre said

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead

He's locked in my basement （ haha ）

Feminist women love Eminem

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit 4th grade

They got the discovery channel don't they

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man

And another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

You think I give a damm about a Grammy

Half of you critics can't

Even stomach me let alone stand me

But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

Why So you guys can just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little b***h put me on blast on MTV

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe

I should download her audio on mp3

And show the whole world

How you gave Eminem V D （ scream ）

I'm sick of you little girl

And boy groups all you do is annoy me

So I've been sent here to destroy you

And theres a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me

Who just don't give a f**k like me

Who dress like me

Walk talk and act like me

It just might be the next best thing

But not quite me

I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

I'm like a headtrip to listen to

Cause I'm only giving you

Things you joke about with your friends

Inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls

To say it in front of ya'll

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it （ rip ）

I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up

These albums like valiums

Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

Pinching nurses asses

When I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling

Screaming I don't give a f**k

With his windows down and system up

So will the real Shady please stand up

And put one of those fingures on each hand up

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time loud as you can how does it go

Cuz I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

The End