Happy Valentine's day, Wagstaff-inopolises!

If you think fish are just the grooviest

Join the Club for Marine Life Enthusiasts!

Wednesdays at lunch

If peanuts make you itch and wheeze

Come and listen to the speaker on food allergies

If you have good times, and if you have good rhymes

You may have found your one and only

But then the one you like-like says, "Take a hike-hike"

Then suddenly you're lonely

But still be glad, even if you're sad

Take comfort just in knowing

You'll be okay, it's Valentine's day

Your heart's not broken, it's only growing