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Oh no

It looks like he's starting to grow

He's getting way out of control

Draw the curtains and lock the door

Oh don't

You know I just started the show

I thought this is what you all want

You cannot ignore me for long

I succeed and all you do is whine

I would love to see you try and find

Find somebody with half the charisma

Find somebody with half the charisma

Find somebody with half the charisma

Oh please

I'm spreading like a disease

The temperature's rising you freeze

You look like you're about to sneeze

Oh damn

He's everything I want in men

I want to keep him to myself

Leash on cuffs attached to my bed

I am all you want you can't deny

I would love to see you try and find

And find somebody with half the charisma

Find somebody with half the charisma

Find somebody with half the charisma

I would love to see you try and find

I would love to see you try and find

And find

Find somebody with half the charisma