Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are singing
On TV- at saks
Honest living honest living
Honest living honest living
Can't you spare a dime or two
Here but for the grace of God go you
You'll be merry
I'll be merry
Though merry ain't in my vocabulary
No sleigh bells
No Santa Claus
No yule log
No tinsel
No holly
No hearth
No
'Rudolph the red nosed reindeer'
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
No room at the holiday inn- oh no
And it's beginning to snow
Hats bats shoes booze
Mountain bikes potpourri
Leather bags girlie mags
Forty fives AZT
No one's buying
Feel like crying
No room at the holiday inn- oh no
And it's beginning to snow
How about a fur
In perfect shape
Owned by an MBA from uptown
I got a tweed
Broken in by a greedy
Broker who went broke
And then broke down
You don't have to do this
Hush your mouth it's christmas
I do not deserve you angel
Give give
Wait
All you do
What's on the floor
Is give
Give let's see some more
To show
No no no no
How you've touched me so
Kiss me it's beginning to snow
She said would you light my candle'
And she put on a pout
And she wanted you
To take her out tonight
Right
She got you out
She was more than okay
But I pushed her away
It was bad I got mad
And I had to get her out of my sight
Wait wait wait- you said she was sweet
Let's go eat
I'll just get fat
It's the one vice left when you're dead meat
There that's her
Maureen
Mimi
Woah
I should go
Hey it's beginning to snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Follow the man follow the man
With his pockets full of the jam
Follow the man follow the man
Help me out daddy if you can
Got any D man
I'm cool
Got any C man
I'm cool
Got any X
Any smack
Any horse
Any joogie boogie boy
Any blow
Hey
Hey
I just want to say
I'm sorry for the way
Forget it
I blew up
Can I make it up to you
How
Dinner party
That'll do
Hey lover boy cutie pie
You steal my client you die
You didn't miss me you won't miss her
You'll never lack for customers
I'm willin'
I'm illin'
I gotta get my sickness off
Gotta run gotta ride
Gotta gun gotta hide gotta go
And it's beginning to snow
Wish me luck alison the protest is on
Got any C man
Got any D man
Got any B man
Got any crack
Got any X
Got any C man
Let's get a better one
Got any D man
Got any B man
Got any crack
Got any X
I'm dreaming of a white christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Jingle bells prison cells
Twenty- five
Fifteen
Twenty- five
Fifteen
Twenty- five
Fifteen
Go so Lord
If you see
Off you sing
You don't have to do this
No bathrobe
No steuben gla**
No cappuccino makers
No pearls no diamonds
No chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I should tell you
I should tell you I
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to
Joanne which way to the stage
Snow
