Make mine a pain in the neck

Here's to you you old wreck

And mine is a thorn in the side

Drink up so we can both finally die

And I'll have a bright yellow boat

With nothing to row

With nothing to row

So make mine an ore out of luck

Here's to you you miserable f**k

And why did she finally leave

Cause all you think of is me

Cause all you think of is me

Make mine a pain in the neck

Here's to you you old wreck