Ayy, swag

I'm so f**n' furious

Ayy, ayy, ayy

My real name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Doug, Doug

Doug Dimmadome, she gon' come and give me dome (Swag)

Doug Dimmadome, she gon' come and give me dome (Doug Dimmadome)

Doug Dimmadome, she gon' come and give me dome (Dimmadome Doug)

B**h came through and gave dome like Sandy (Sandy)

Got two bitches, mixing wine with the brandy (Okay)

Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy

B**h suck my d**k and I'm feelin' real dandy (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)

All we had to go was follow that train (Train)

All she wanted to do was come and give me brain (Okay)

Got box tops just sittin' in a vase (Box tops)

Rollin' up a backwood and smoke it to the face

I'ma just m**e (Yeah)

You can go home, babe (My legs)

M**F making Frosted Flakes

That b**h look like Kathy Bates (My legs)

On a scale of one to eight, yo b**h a 8.1

Yo b**h get a one star rating

I'm smokin' Boston to LA

This shit be off, they callin' it (Rare)

Watch your step like you fallin' off (Stairs)

All in the basket like Yogi the (Bear)

Lookin' for green like Yoshi, I (Swear)

P**b be the stash pot

Incognito mode like Mascots

Weed strands look like a carrot top

She gave me head and you married the thot

Underground tunnel, I bury the guap

A little to you, but to me, it's a lot

I'm watchin' hentai and I follow the plot

And I elbow your b**h like my name was The Rock

Swag, swag, swag, swag

Swag, swag, swag, swag

Scrollin' through hentai tryna find my type

Where's my best b**h?

Got a M**F creampie, two double D size

Count my suspects

Smoking by treeside, guap sitting knee high

That sounds lovely

Faded glory jeans got me so geeked like

I'm Doug Muffin

Scrollin' through hentai tryna find my type

Where's my best b**h?

Got a M**F creampie, two double D size

Count my suspects

Smoking by treeside, guap sitting knee high

That sounds lovely

Faded glory jeans got me so geeked like

I'm Doug Muffin