So the good news first it's gonna get weird
Don't act so surprised you're the reason I appeared
I've been trapped in a dreamscape it feels like forever
Keep missing my shots
But his aim's getting better
Haha
Buckle up kid open your mind
I'll take a look in every corner see what I can find
Let's make an agreement forget the semantics
Now let me get up to some dream demon antics
My my
Welcome to a world full of horrors
Where anything can happen
Just imagine if you hadn't had to happen on the journal
That you opened up
You're such a stupid
Wait what'd I say
Uh forget you heard that
I'm not great with names I'll just stick to shapes
Shooting Star Pine Tree Question Mark Six- Fingered
Wait you don't know him I won't give it away
Now just shake my hand and watch your whole world slip away
An equilateral deceiver
In charge of your mind
You're better off if you don't try to fight it
Deep in your brain just like a fever
You're in quite the bind
You'd still be safe had he not been invited
Say goodbye to the real world my little shooting star
Get a front row seat to the carnival
Now watch things get bizarre
There's nothin' but confusion
Reality's an illusion
Say the word and you're mine
Shake my hand let me into your mind
The name's Bill and it's time to pay up
Now I've got another universe of fools to corrupt
I'm made of pure energy Chaos incarnate
I've gotten so close to succeeding but darn it
He foiled my plans
Now he's on an Adventure
If Oregon's famous inventor is out of commission
I'll have to come up with another
Assistant Or maybe his brother
I need to find somebody dumb
How 'bout me
That'll work
Widdle me
You're adorable anyway
Now reality is hanging on the tiniest of threads
You can say your final words before you give up all hope
The cacophony is terminally maddening
Imagine all the pandemonium if you just hand me that globe
Thank you
Hahahaha
Say goodbye to the real world my little shooting star
Get a front row seat to the carnival
Now watch things get bizarre
Let's get weird there's
There's nothin' but confusion
Reality's an illusion
Say the word and you're mine
Shake my hand let me into your mind
You're looking for a way out of here
You're talkin' to essence of weird
A billion years in the void gets annoying my dear
This door was meant to be opened
Surrender give up hope
Get the show underway
Try to smile while you still have a face
We welcome you to Weirdmageddon
The end of the world
At least the end of all you know and love
An evolutional progression
Existence unfurled
We're everything that your nightmares are made of
Is it starting to sink in
There's no chance of winning
Your feeble attempt at defending your planet is pitiful
See my unstoppable forces
Now I've got some children to make into corpses
Well well
Everything I seen I'm takin' make it strange and
Never ever gonna let the pain end
Awakened somethin' when you let the rift break
Get a smile on your face or I'm gonna rearrange it
The Euclidean Gideon's given admission to lettin' in another dimension
I mightn't have mentioned that other little
Card in my hand until it began
You can't understand triangular plans
Now you're under command
You're a prisoner
Plaything
A souvenir
Don't you know I've been waiting a trillion years
So give up the fight say goodbye to your friends
And let's start the party
That never ends
So welcome to the end of
This parody deranged
Maybe next time Caine'll sing
Let's Get Weird
Wait wait wait I want a key change
Say goodbye to the real world my little shooting star
Get a front row seat to the carnival
Now watch things get bizarre
There's nothin' but confusion
Reality's an illusion
Say the word and you're mine
Shake my hand let me into your mind
Ahahaha Finally after all these years
Wait what are you doing with the
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