Lawn Mower Man
I'm the Lawn Mower Man
Okay
Tell me who the best is
Break into your house
And come downstairs and spit asbestos
Tell Satan we gone have a little exorcism
I'm a f**kin' super beast with
Gamma x-ray vision
It's good versus evil
Bax War Fam is understood by the people
Ain't nobody f**king with
This monster I'm lethal
Prefontaine full of pain spitting ether
I ain't got no time for a breather
Cold like a freezer
Old like a geezer with revert
I don't like a girl at my lever
Cause when it comes to bitches
I'm picky like a f**king pair of tweezers
Eh eh I'm proud to be from
C- A- N- A- D- A better do what we say
Come up the stairs and write a song
And hit the beat hard
Babble on the track like
I'm a hyperactive retard
F**k Shit I swear like I got tourettes
Smoke a rapper easy like a
Lit up cigarette
Eat a rapper like he was a baguette
The way I spit I guarantee
You're gonna never forget
Contort words bend sentences like magic
I warp Smurf every ending will be tragic
You are beautiful
But you are gonna die
Don't wanna end up looking back
And say you coulda tried
What if I was a butterfly
With a broken wing
Nighty night sing a lullaby
I'm a vocal king
Not a local king
I'm a broke star
Swear so much I need to
Eat a f**king soap bar
Been around the world and
F**ked a few thousand chicks
Got a Range Rover but it's a 2006
I don't get a hangover cause
I don't drink anymore
Life's better overall except
Shane's plenty bored
I swear I've seen every movie
On the mother f**king planet
Tried watching sports and still
Don't f**king understand it
I guess it's camaraderie
I'm a commodity
F**k rap you've got a better
Chance to win the lottery
You are not in my velocity
Cause I'm an awesome beast
I'm quite possibly the best
You'll need a cross and priest
Not forgotten I'm still Mothra
I've got rotten teeth
You'll need a coffin
I'm a prophet and I often speak
