My mummy says I'm a miracle

My daddy says I'm his special little guy

I am a princess

And I am a prince

Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky

My daddy says I'm his special little soldier

No one is as bold

Or tough as me

Has my daddy told you?

One day when I'm older

I can be a soldier

And punch you in the face!

Take another picture of our pumpkin from this angle over here

I know we oughtn't say this; but she's clearly cuter than her peers

What a dear!

You threw up, honey, look at mummy!

Try not to vomit on your brother...

Now smile for mummy; smile for mother!

I think she blinked

Well, takе another!

Have you seen what he can do?

Is that unusual for day two?

Is smiling еarly not a sign of an exceptional IQ?

She's just delightful. So intuitious and insightful

Might he be a little brighter than the norm?

I know to say it's frightful form!

My mummy says I'm a miracle

One look at my face, and it's plain to see

Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord

It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!

My mummy says I'm a miracle

That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball

You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical

There's never been a miracle, as factually spectacularly

Actually miraculously

Fabulous a miracle as me!

A baby?

I'm not having a baby, what on Earth gives you that idea?

I'm not listenin' to this, this is quackery

But- you're about to give birth...

Are you out of your mind?

Mrs. Wormwood, you're having a contraction

I'm not having contractions!

Contractions are for pregnant woman- who are having babies!

I'm having a stinkin' baby!

Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind

Each new-born life, a canvas yet unpainted...

This still unbroken skin...

Their uncorrupted minds...

Every life is unbelievably unlikely

The chances of existence

Almost infinitely small

The most common thing in life is life!

And yet every single life

Every new life is a miracle!

Miracle!

What?

A girl

What? You mean MY son, is a girl?

I mean that your DAUGHTER is a girl

Yeah- but the 'bloons, Doctor, I mean, the balloons- they say boy...

Mr. Wormwood

your wife has just given birth to a beautiful, healthy, happy little girl

she's perfect! This is fantastic news

Why do bad things always happen to good people?

Fine upstanding citizens like you and me?

Why- when we've done nothing wrong

Should this disaster come along?

This horrible-

Miracle!

Weird looking-

Miracle!

Hairy, little stinky thing!

With no sign of a winky-ding at all!

Every life is a miracle

Every life is a miracle!

Every life is a miracle!

My mummy says I'm a miracle

One look at my face, and it's plain to see

Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord

It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!

My mummy says I'm a miracle

That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball

You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical

There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as..