I got the bass for your face

Yes I can hold it down

These kids are such a disgrace

I need an older crowd

Mental stimulation

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Patches on my elbows

Match the colors of my cords

Feeling cheeky five feet weekly

I beseech thee let's be daring

No preparing no agendas

Let's go where the paper sends us

Open mic perhaps a slam

Don't care where I need to jam

Grab your purse and clip-on earrings

Sorry I'm so commandeering

Air in tires and tank's got petrol

Acting weird cause I was let go

Say I'm boring like I'm dead

Say I lack a cutting edge

I will show them that I'm golden

Jam while jerks can kiss my colon

Nouveau guys won't stand a chance

Please park it Margaret I must dance

I got the bass for your face

Yes I can hold it down

These kids are such a disgrace

I need an older crowd

Mental stimulation

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Patches on my elbows

Match the colors of my cords

Are you joking It's too smoky

There's a cover we should leave

Let's not panic let's beat traffic

And get home in time for tea

Kids have access nostalgia waxes

Can't relax if I can't breathe

Let's just exit we're not sexy

I feel fat and elderly

Let's play Scrabble let's play Boggle

Discovery channel with Ted Koppel

Kids are awful they're all moshing

So obnoxious sneezing coughing

Spilling beer and breaking glasses

They're no fun these trust fund fascists

No more head tricks we've got Netflix

Let's grow beehives and mustaches

I got the bass for your face

Yes I can hold it down

These kids are such a disgrace

I need an older crowd

Mental stimulation

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Patches on my elbows

Match the colors of my cords

There is vomit on the toilet

And no soap I can dispense

Girl named Wendy grabbed my testes

Now I have no confidence

Can't believe it I smell reefer

We might get a contact high

I feel loopy I see snoopies

I need pizza with these doobies

I feel mellow legs are jello

Hold me up or I might nap

Someone dosed my Diet Coke

It's not a joke so please don't laugh

Freaky Friday might go my way

I feel like a different person

Now I'm tripping ceiling's dripping

Wait a minute no crowd surfing

I got the bass for your face

I got the bass for your face

I got the bass for your face

I got the bass for your face

Yes I can hold it down

I got the bass for your face

Yes I can hold it down

These kids are such a disgrace

I need an older crowd

Mental stimulation

Voter Registration

Patches on my elbows

Match the colors of my cords

I got the bass for your face

Yes I can hold it down

These kids are such a disgrace

I need an older crowd

Mental stimulation

Voter Registration

Patches on my elbows

Match the colors of my cords