When I first looked in your eyes

You were more than just a beauty to me

All my senses shot straight up

I was rock hard emotionally

The fact that you and I could plow

Is something I haven't even thought about... starting now

I've got a heart boner for you

I stand before you stiff and true

I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you

This heart boner's for you

You've helped me grow into a man

My shallowness is a thing of the past

I want to slam you with my empathy

And then I'll rail you with my class

You've helped me find maturity

I'll be your wiener king, tee hee

I've got a heart boner tonight

Feel my love pants growing tight

I wanna plug you with respect all through the night

I'll bust a nut of joy and light

Heart Boner

Got a heart boner

You are the love that I pursue

Do you feel the feels I feel for you

There's so much we have yet to do

Now jump me like a kangaroo

This heart boner's for you

I stand before you thick and true

I'll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you

This heart boner's for you