It's the return of the curmudgeon
We're all thirty first cousins
Remind myself cause the thirst doesn't
The thirst kills
Thirst murders universal will
I'll be having to tell myself chill
That's just my ego talking
Thinks he's super hero awesome
Big chief captain president
And chairman over everything
That's just my ego talking
Thinks he's super hero awesome
Big chief captain president
And chairman over everything
My man Dave Gahan is in Depeche Mode
Used to have a crush on
Michel'le from Death Row
This business is pop charts
And who gets the top part
I still be wanting to mention Calista Flockhart
Calista Flockhart
Yeah and Jonathan Lipnicki
Madonna there's room on the ottoman sit with me
Bring me coconut water to
Swallow with this whiskey
And let's talk about the nautilus
Positive shit gets me
This is my emotional ape face
I'm president of the rappers
That don't condone date rape
I should eat rice cakes and drink water fools
And learn to do yoga and vibrate my molecules
It's harder than finding coal in a seafloor
Or feeding poor people through
The hole in a screen door
Shout out to first dude
Who pissed in the wind before
And went in the woods despite
The myth of Wendigo
I really wanna dress like Sun Ra
A mumran and dumb broad stalking
The jungles of Punjab
My nickname is Lord Bravery
On voice memos that I tape record lazily
They be hating his brain
Cause they move with dumb words
Like ancient doorways can be
And thoughts that I'm great can pour limitless
I'm pretty sure I self deprecate for your benefit
It's the return of the curmudgeon
We're all thirty first cousins
Remind myself cause the thirst doesn't
The thirst kills
Thirst murders universal will
I'll be having to tell myself chill
Curmudgeon
We're all thirty first cousins
Remind myself cause the thirst doesn't
The thirst kills
Thirst murders universal will
I'll be having to tell myself chill
That's just my ego talking
Thinks he's super hero awesome
Big chief captain president
And chairman over everything
That's just my ego talking
Thinks he's super hero awesome
Big chief captain president
And chairman over everything
Trying not to have missteps in my catalog
Like Scott Hall burning
Goldberg with a cattle prod
Analog Eagle Joe Walsh bandanna on
Tag along here Dear
Next stop Babylon
We can yell Eye of the tiger
If he sees gazelle
Popular rap tropes he chose
Via Speak No Spell
