You keep saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doing right there!
With that stamp and a book
You got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare
I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies
And this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?
Ssh!
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm!
You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move
Mister, you got rhythm times ten
[Verse 4: Sherman]
I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat
I don't need my face on T-shirt
Or hit a power-chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm (Phineas: Sounds like rhythm to me!)
No, I ain't got rhythm (Phineas: Seems like they all agree!)
Said I ain't got rhythm (Phineas: But you're laying down)
I ain't got rhythm! (Phineas: Some funky syncopation!)
I ain't got rhythm (Phineas: But you got that beat!)
No, I ain't got rhythm (Phineas: Look at them, they're stomping their feet!)
Said I ain't got rhythm (Phineas: It's time for you to rock)
A brand new generation
Brand new generation
Gonna rock a brand new generation
Because I ain't got rhythm!
