Right now you are

Down and out and

Feeling really crappy

I'll say

And when I see how

Sad you are

It sort of makes me

Happy

Happy

Sorry Nicky human nature

Nothing I can do

It's

Schadenfreude

Making me feel glad

That I'm not you

That's not very nice Gary

I didn't say it was nice

But everybody does it

D'ja ever clap when a

Waitress falls and drops

A tray of glasses

Yeah

And it ain't it fun to

Watch figure skaters

Falling down on their asses

Sure

And don't cha feel all

Warm and cozy

Watching people

Out in the rain

You bet

That's

Schadenfreude

People taking pleasure in your pain

Oh schadenfreude huh

What's that some kinda Nazi word

Yup

It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others

Happiness at the misfortune of others

That is German

Watching a vegetarian

Being told she just

Ate chicken

Or watching a

Frat boy realize

Just what he put his d**k in

Being on an elevator

When somebody shouts

Hold the door

No

Schadenfreude

F**k you lady that's what stairs are for

Oooh how about

Straight-A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach

The ending of their Oscar speech

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

The world needs people like you and me

Who've been knocked around by fate

'Cause when people see us

They don't want to be us

And that makes them feel great

Sure

We provide a vital service to society

You and me Schadenfreude

Making the world a better place

Making the world a better place

Making the world a better place

To be

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