I'd never lie to you, there's no drums in this song

I'll spit my verses all in Spanish, I was born in Kansas

I'm the richest person on the planet

I would never get a tattoo

I'd never feed my daughter fast food

("Any sauces with that?" "Uh, can I get three barbecue?")

Bobby Flay never wrote a recipe

Michelle Obama won't stop s**g me

Fat people look awesome in Spandex

Nobody's ever got killed by Aaron Hernandez

2Pac's alive, Smurfs are black

Witches are real, the Earth is flat

X: that's the number five in Roman Numerals

My car has a retracting top, I'm always wearing matching socks

Janet Jackson's dead, but Michael Jackson's not

To take it further, there has never been a r**e or murder in the state of Florida

And my basement doesn't look like it's an episode of Hoarders

I have never seen Dora The Explorer

I got all the deaf people listening, Augusta is the capital of Michigan

But I would never lie to you

I would never lie, lie, lie

Betty White is not old, ice is not cold

And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)

I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I'd never lie to you

Your wildest dreams are all easily attainable

And oil based infrastructure's endlessly sustainable

The people in charge are all anti-war

The economy's run by the disenfranchised poor

In high school the pants I wore were skin tight

A Mogwai is unaffected if you feed it after midnight

Not a single rhyme that I've written's ever been tight

I'm not a know-it-all, I always follow protocol

Never broke a law, last night I f**d Oprah raw

I don't enjoy red wine or cold Stella

Next year, I'm booked to headline at Coachella

I just paid off all my credit cards and student loans

Atop the Hollywood Hills, I own two big homes

Voting is important

It's really hard to find a s**b in Portland

I would never lie, lie, lie

Betty White is not old, ice is not cold

And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)

I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I'd never lie to you

Bentley logos on my car's exterior

Honey Nut Cheerios, that is not a cereal

Unicorn skin is my coat's material

It's safe to be a gay Jew in Syria

My name is not Spose

I am not dope

My bedroom floor is not covered with clothes

Your YouTube comments might stop me

I don't like iced coffee

You know my abs are solid

I never skipped a class in college

I didn't drop out of college just to sign a record deal

Just to get dropped ten months later, I'm known for my sex appeal

I hate when they're paying me, I could never make a beat

Bill Cosby: he doesn't seem rapisty

I'm a six-foot-five girl clearly

The Cubs always win the World Series

I won't eat it if that's bacon, I'm into castration

I hate big kitties and ass shakin'

And when I'm late for my meeting and I get a speeding ticket

I'm always pumped like a gas station

My fans have never helped me

I've never took a selfie

Cigarettes are healthy

And you don't look like a d**k with your sunglasses on inside

I would never lie to you

I would never lie, lie, lie

Betty White is not old, ice is not cold

And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)

I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I'd never lie to you

Shane Reis doesn't rap on this song

I give a f**k about a top ten, I'm not raw

These guys have a lot of fans and most of them are not friends

I'm public with my personal

It doesn't bother me when people rhyme "hearse" with "verse" and then act versatile

I don't like being topped off, I hate convertibles

I'm comfortable everywhere I go, I'm not nervous still

I hate painkillers, I buy 'em all the time cause I can afford 'em and take 'em daily

Cause I don't know what's important

I don't smoke too many cigarettes

I don't think about not smoking while smoking, and keep smoking

I don't love John Mayer

I care if you like what I like

And I know that life is beyond fair

Oh yeah

I don't feel like this is our year

I won't but they will like a [?]

I'm so lazy

I waited to grow up, I have zero babies

I took handouts all of my life, I'm so shady

I love drama

My in-laws aren't from Haiti

They aren't from Haiti

I never wanted it

I never believed that I was the best, even when all of these other people were flaunting

It

I go to dog parks with the leash on a leopard

It's not a guarantee putting me on the record

I never sat at Whole Foods while Sarah ate a salad

And I believe being profitable equals talent

I would never lie, lie, lie

Betty White is not old, ice is not cold

And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)

I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm

And I would never lie, lie, lie

I'd never lie to you

There's no guitar in this song

I've never put guitar in a song

Guitar's wack

Could you even imagine if I told you the truth?

Reality is gone, I'm just gonna front, I'm just gonna lie, lie, lie

Could you even imagine if I told you the truth?

Reality is gone, I'm just gonna front, I'm just gonna lie, lie, lie

The truth hurts