The date started off so well

Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life

She was perfect from what

I could tell

How could I not see the dangers right in front of me

My favorite food is fish

Baby that's my favorite too

I love cartoon dogs

Baby I love Scooby Doo

Hey girl what's your favorite film

She said the best movie of all

A masterpiece of art called

Human centipede human centipede

I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight

Human centipede not ironically

She said costume design was a highlight

I like it for the plot

Tell me what the plot's about

German doctor sews three people a*s to mouth cool

Human centipede please god save me

I think that's a red flag

I don't want to get stabbed

She said

Human centipede is a tour de force

I think

Holy s**t I'm gonna be the main course

She said

I admire the narrative of character growth

I try to get the waiter's attention

By blinking in morse code

Why are you blinking so much

I've got something in my eye

Here let me get it out

No thank you I don't wanna die

Bonjour sir was blinking at me

Is this because your date is a freak no

Very good then bon appetit

Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag

To not take a chance on the best

Relationship you never had

Maybe you're right and

I'm looking for excuses

My heart's got bruises

But I'm ready to choose this love

You could be my world the love of my life

One day we'll get married and be husband and wife

With a tasteful ceremony

At the wedding of our dreams

Only if the wedding is themed

Tell me what the theme's gonna be

Human centipede human centipede

That way we could save on the catering bill

Human centipede only one mouth to feed

If you are the best man you know the deal

Pucker up

I can finally open myself up to love

I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

Human centipede human centipede