Maureen: Every single day
I walk down the street
I hear people say "baby so sweet"
Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys girls I can't help it baby
So be kind and don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby or leave me
Maureen: A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage!
Baby lets have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks would kill to fill your shoes
You love the lime light to now baby
So be mine and don't waste my time cryin'
"Oh, Honeybear, are you still my, my, my baby?"
Joanne: Don't you dare!
Maureen: Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way, can I be what I'm not
But hey, don't you want your girl hot?
Don't fight, don't loose your head
Cause every night who's in your bed?
Who? Who's in your bed?
Kiss pookie
Joanne: It won't work
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make list in my sleep
Baby whats my sin?
Never quit I follow through
I hate mess but i love you
What to do with my impromptu, baby?
So be wise 'cause this girl satisfies
You got a prize but don't compomise
Your one lucky baby
Take me for what i am
Maureen: A control freak
Joanne: Who I was meant to be
Maureen: A snob yet over attentive
Joanne: And if you give a damn
Maureen: A loveable droll geek
Joanne: Take me baby or leave me
Maureen: A a**l retentave
Both: That's it
Joanne: The straw that breaks my back
Both: I quit
Joanne: Unless you take it back
Maureen: Women what is it about them?
Both: Can't live with them or without them
Both: Take me for what i am
Joanne: Who i was meant to be
Maureen: Who i was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Joanne: and if you give a damn
Them take me baby, or leave me
Maureen: Take me baby
Take me or la-la-la-la-la-leave me
Both: take me baby or leave me
Guess I'm leaving
I'm gone!
