Isn't it strange

Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror

What would people say

If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan

Born to be a carbon copy man

There in a petri dish wait one night

They took a donor's body cell and

Fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think I'm a clone now

There's always two of me just hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way

We go out walking close together

I guess you could say

I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began

They produced a carbon copy man

Born in a science lab late one night

Without a mother or a father

Just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now

There's always two of me just hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

And I can stay at home while I'm out of town

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans

Come and meet the carbon copy man

Livin' in stereo it's all right

Well I can be my own best friend and

I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think I'm a clone now

Another one of me's always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

I've been on Oprah Winfrey I'm world renowned

I think I'm a clone now

And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

That's my genetic twin always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now