I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda
I saw the little runt
sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in
a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I've been around
but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet
but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb
but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air
just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight
of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and
he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind
that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna
start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a bo
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away
from the darker side
And if you start to go astray
let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's
really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him
then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends
really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be
coming back some day
I'll be playing this part
'till I'm old and gray
The long term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies
till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
