I'm ready ready as anybody can be

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you

I am hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame

That shoot tombstone bullets

Wearin' balls and chain

I'm drinkin' TNT

I'm smokin' dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

'Cause I'm ready

Ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you

I am hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks

With your pretty little hair

I know you feels like I ain't nowhere

But stop what your doin' baby come overhere

I'll prove to you baby

That I ain't no square

Because I'm ready

Ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you

I am hope you're ready for me

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you

I am hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before

I feel so good

I want you to know

One more drink

I wish you would

I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good

'Cause I'm ready

Ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you

I am hope you're ready for me

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

I'm ready ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you

I am hope you're ready for me