Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed

I must find the way to power through a noble brow

I married once for love then my senses came

I must marry for the stature of my husband's name

Onto marrige number two

I knew what I had to do

And my poor husband fell ill in a year or two

Solved problem number one now to problenm number two

His deo- eyed littlle girl with gentle point of biew

Would I ship her off to school

No I toud her if she stayed

That she'd have to earn her keep

And so she became the maid

She was lazy

She was crazy

She was talking to the mice

She was hopelessly naiveso

She had to pay the price

I moved her to the attic out of sight

And out of mind

I coud have thrown her out but

I'm benevolent and kind

Mother your heart's too big for you

I knew what I had to do

After all difficult children will take advantage

Of your good nature

So you lock them up

Throw away the key

There's one on every family tree

Ungrateful

Hateful

Vile too the things she put you through

Break their spirit so they obey

Now they'll do anything you say

Maybe you'd call it cruel but

Others would call it love

Tough love

I ask you is it a crime to strive for perfection

In all things

Oh no they're so cute when they're little

But then they grow up and just

Ruin everything

I never wanted children

Life was better on my own

All the screaming nagging chilled me to the bone

But then one day I came across a flower growing free

It's magic kept me young so I kept it all for me

But someone dug it up now a baby held the power

So I borrowed her and locked her up

And hid her in a tower

Years went by oh

The sacrifice and against my better judgment

I fed her once or twice

Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young

But that's messy

Manipulatin's easily more fun

A little guilt a lot of force

Of course you have to lie

Remind them without you

They'd shrivel up and die

They only have themselves to blame

If you'd been there you'd do the same

So work them hard 'til they fall in line

There's one way and it's only mine

Children are lazy

Spoiled too

But we konw what to do

Govern them with a heart of stone

Lock zhem up so they're all alone

Maybe you'd call it cruel but

Others would call it love tough love

Ugh her own tower with a water view

And she runs away the first chance she gets

These wretched brats think the world owes them something

But it doesn't

Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand

But there was more I hand in mind a greater plan

I never cared to share

So the king would have to fall

But his child blocked the way to me and

Fairest of them all

She was chubby

She was dumb

And grotesquely optimistic

She needed structure in her life

She wasn't realistic

I gave her chores and took away

The things that she'd enjoy

But then I caught her singing songs

With birds and then a boy

Love was I just sit by and wait

For her to take my crown no

She hand sealed her fate

She hand to go and so she did

And you know what they say

An appke once a day keeps your enemies away

Don't be fooled by their tender smile

Give an inch and they'll run a mile

Our ider of a happy home

Is one where we live all alone

Dark depressing desolate

Now let's all drink to that

Call us wicked and call us mean

Cruel and everything in between

You could say it's unjust

Turning their dreams to dust

This is what we call love

Tough love