Hi

If I could change the world

I'd make us have world peace

And also Halloween

Every single day

On Halloween

You can pretend to be someone else

It's like the internet

Only in person and with candy

When you are the hot one

It's a full-time gig

Looking like what people wanna see

Once a year I'm not

I dress up and dream big

Disguised as someone else who is not me

But is still hot

I can be

Who I wanna be and sexy

I can be

Who I wanna be and hot

Don't like who you are?

Then hit that costume shop

Rock a new and different sexy look (oh)

Why be so downhearted?

Blast some trashy pop

And drop it to this hot and sexy hook

I can be

Who I wanna be and sexy

I can be

Who I wanna be and hot

Be somebody new (somebody)

Do a total transformation

Animal or mineral too

Or even vegetation!

I give you sexy corn

I can be who I want to be

And sexy

A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws

Catching sexy sharks (whoa-oh)

Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt

Or sexy Joan of Arc (whoa-oh)

I can be a sexy pirate

Or a sexy ballet dancer (sexy)

I can be a sexy doctor

And cure some sexy cancer

That's not right, is it?

No

I can sexy cure some cancer

No

I can cure sex cancer

Sex cancer doesn't exist

I did it

Dance break

Whoa-oh

Happy Halloween!

This is modern feminism talkin'

Watch me as I run the world in shoes I cannot walk in

I can be who I wanna be

And sex

Sex

Sexy

I'm a sexy mouse, duh