Well, look who's talking!
What do you mean?
What about that special Monster School
You told me about?
What about it?
Could someone like me go there?
No, we don't want people like you
Hahahaha, you see?!
You're a little bit racist.
Well, you're a little bit too.
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Admitting it is not an
easy thing to do...
But I guess it's true.
Between me and you,
I think
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go around
Committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
No, not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from
No!
No, just little judgments
like thinking that Me ican busboys
should learn to speak goddamn English
Right!
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them
So rela !
All right, stop me if
you've heard this one.
Okay!
There's a plane going down
And there's only one paracute
And there's a rabbi, a priest...
And a black guy!
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Kate?
Uh...
You were telling a black joke!
Well, sure, Gary, but lots
of people tell black jokes.
I don't.
Well, of course you don't
You're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Now, don't you think
that's a little racist?
Well, damn, I guess you're right.
You're a little bit racist.
Well, you're a little bit too.
We're all a little bit racist.
I think that I would have to
agree with you.
We're glad you do.
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
Bigotry has never been
E clusively white
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Now there was a fine
upstanding black man!
Who?
Jesus Christ.
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
No, Jesus was black.
No, Jesus was white.
No, I'm pretty sure
that Jesus was black
Guys, guys
Jesus was Jewish!
Hahahahahaha!
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Racism!
Cool.
Brian! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!
What's that mean?
Um, recyclables.
Hahahahahaha!
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.
I'm not!
Oh no?
Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
What? Brian!
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian American!
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental
Offensive to me!
I'm sorry, honey.
I love you.
And I ruv you.
But you're racist, too.
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in ta i cab
With driver who no shower!
Me too!
Me too!
I can't even get a ta i!
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in
Harmony!
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
Well, look who's talking!
What about that special Monster School
You told me about?
Could someone like me go there?
Hahahaha, you see?!
You're a little bit racist.
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
But I guess it's true.
I think
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go around
Committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
No, not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from
No, just little judgments
like thinking that Me ican busboys
should learn to speak goddamn English
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them
So rela !
All right, stop me if
you've heard this one.
There's a plane going down
And there's only one paracute
And there's a rabbi, a priest...
Well, sure, Gary, but lots
of people tell black jokes.
Well, of course you don't
You're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Now, don't you think
that's a little racist?
We're all a little bit racist.
We're glad you do.
All right!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Who?
Guys, guys
Jesus was Jewish!
Hahahahahaha!
What's that mean?
Hahahahahaha!
Oh no?
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian American!
Me too!
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in
Harmony!
What do you mean?
What about it?
No, we don't want people like you
Well, you're a little bit too.
Admitting it is not an
easy thing to do...
Between me and you,
I think
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go around
Committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
No!
Right!
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them
So rela !
Okay!
And a black guy!
Uh...
You're a little bit racist.
We're glad you do.
All right!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
No, Jesus was white.
Hahahahahaha!
Hahahahahaha!
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.
Me too!
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in
Harmony!
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Kate?
You were telling a black joke!
I don't.
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Well, damn, I guess you're right.
Well, you're a little bit too.
I think that I would have to
agree with you.
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist
All right!
All right!
Bigotry has never been
E clusively white
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Now there was a fine
upstanding black man!
Jesus Christ.
No, Jesus was black.
No, I'm pretty sure
that Jesus was black
Hahahahahaha!
Racism!
Hahahahahaha!
I can't even get a ta i!
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in
Harmony!
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Cool.
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?
I'm not!
Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
I'm sorry, honey.
I love you.
But you're racist, too.
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in
Harmony!
Brian! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!
What? Brian!
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental
Offensive to me!
And I ruv you.
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in ta i cab
With driver who no shower!
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in
Harmony!
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
