My ex-boyfriends all hate me now

They think I was crazy

And dicked them around

I can't stand that they think about

Me as a bad girlfriend

So I guess I gotta take them out!

How dare they

All dump Taylor Swift

And not remember me as perfect

They must pay the price

And I won't rest

Until they all are dead!

Hey John remember me?

Sure Taylor we dated

Before I met Katy

Since

Our breakup made me scream

I'll return the favor

Go to Hell John Mayer

Ahh!

That's right, scream!

Ahh! Ahh!

Rest in peace

Hah, haah!

I invited Joes Jonas to my tent

Yeah I used to date him, back when he still had hits

It's not my fault my career has gone to s**t

God I hate my brother

Well he's the one with talent!

Why would you say

Something so cruel?

No please stop!

What the hell did I do?

You broke up with me

Over the phone

And left me all alone!

Now I am on a plane

Soon I will be killin'

One more ex-Jake Gyllenhaal

What are you doing Tay?

I'm hitting this button

Now I'm going to jump

It's my Wildest Dream!

No no, nooo!

That was three, two to go!

Taylor?

Hello Harry!

I've come to say bye bye

'cause you're about to die

What? I'm just going to space

There's been a change of plans

'cause I'm killing exes in

My WIldest Dreams

Aah, aah!

What are you doing

Taylor, love?

I know eventually you will dump me

What, no! Ooow!

So I might as well

Kill you now!