l Pop!

ANNIE Si !

JUNE Squish!

HUNYAK Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

VELMA Cicero (Smoke puffs)

MONA Lipschitz!

And now the 6 marry

murderesses of the crookern

county jail

in their rendition of

the cell block tango

l Pop!

ANNIE Si !

JUNE Squish!

HUNYAK Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

VELMA Cicero (smoke puffs)

MONA Lipschitz!

Pop, si , squish

Uh uh, Cicero, Lipshitz

Pop, Si , Squish

Uh uh, Cicero, Lipshitz

ALL

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

VELMA

I betcha you would have done the same!

Pop, Si , Squish

Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

l (Spoken)

You know how people

have these little habits

That get you down. Like Bernie.

Bernie like to chew gum.

No, not chew. POP.

So I came home this one day

And I am really irritated, and I'm

looking for a bit of sympathy

and there's Bernie layin'

on the couch, drinkin' a beer

and chewin'. No, not chewin'.

Poppin'. So, I said to him,

I said, "you pop that

gum one more time..."

and he did.

So I took the shotgun off the wall

and I fired two warning shots...

...into his head.

GIRLS

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have heard it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

ANNIE (Spoken)

I met Ezekiel Young from

Salt Lake city about two years ago

and he told me he was single

and we hit it off right away.

So, we started living together.

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd

fi him a drink, We'd have dinner.

And then I found out,

"Single" he told me?

Single, my ass. Not only

was he married

...oh, no, he had si wives.

One of those Mormons, you know. So that

night, when he came home

from work, I fi ed him

his drink as usual.

You know, some guys just can't hold

their arsenic.

LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA

Hah! He had it coming

He had it coming

He took a flower

In its prime

And then he used it

And he abused it

It was a murder

But not a crime!

JUNE (Spoken)

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

carvin' up the chicken for dinner,

minding my own business,

in storms my husband Wilbur,

in a jealous rage.

"You been screwin' the milkman,"

he says. He was crazy

and he kept screamin',

"you been screwin the milkman."

And then he ran into my knife.

He ran into my knife ten times.."

ALL

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

HUNYAK (Spoken)

Mit keresek, йn itt? Azt mondjбk,

hogy a hнres lakem

lefogta a fйrjemet йn meg

lecsaptam a fejйt. De

nem igaz, йn бrtatlan

vagyok. Nem tudom miйrt mondja

Uncle Sam, hogy йn tettem. Probбltam

a rendхrsйgen megmagyarбzni

de nem йrtettйk meg...

JUNE (Spoken)

Yeah, but did you do it?

HUNYAK

UH UH, not guilty!

VELMA

My sister, Veronica and

I had this double act

and my husband, Charlie,

traveled around with us.

Now, for the last number in

our act, we did 20

acrobatic tricks in a row

one two three four,

five...splits, spread eagles,

back flips,flip flops,

one right after the other.

Well, this one night we

were in the hotel Cicero,

the three of us,

boozin' and

havin' a few laughs

and we run out of ice.

So I go out to get some.

I come back, open the door

and there's Veronica and

Charlie doing Number Seventeen

the spread eagle.

Well, I was in such a state of shock,

I completely blacked out.I

can't remember a thing.

It wasn't until later,

when I was washing the

blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead.

They had it coming

They had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it

But if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

They had it coming

They had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it

But if I'd done it

How could you tell me

That I was wrong?

MONA

I loved Alvin Lipschitz

more than I can possibly say.

He was a real artistic guy...

sensitive... a painter.

But

He was always trying

to find himself.

He'd go out every night

looking for himself

and on the way

he found Ruth,

Gladys,

Rosemary and Irving.

I guess you can say we broke

up because of artistic differences.

He saw himself as alive

and I saw him dead.

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin'

They had it comin'

They had it comin'

All along

'Cause if they used us

And They Abused us

How could you tell us

That we were wrong?

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha

You would

Have done

The same!

You pop that gum one more time!

Single my ass.

Ten times!

Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.

Number seventeen the spread eagle.

MONA (Spoken) Artistic differences.

l Pop!

Si !

Squish!

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

Cicero (smoke puffs)