Let me tell y'all a little story

Growin' up I remember one year

My uncle Titus had a bright idea

He's gonna bottle up his own brew

He figured he could make a million or two

Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame

What he was bankin' on was all in the name

He called it

Titty's Titty's Titty's beer

Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city

One thing's for sure everybody loves Titty's

He had his marketing plan worked up

He's gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs

He wouldn't package 'em in a six pack

He's gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack

And he was sure it was the next big thing

With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign

Selling

Titty's Titty's Titty's beer

Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city

One thing's for sure everybody loves Titty's

Happy hour two for one

Talkin' 'bout a beer buzz son

After work at the ball game or shootin' the bull

Anytime is the right time for a big ol' hand full of

Titty's Titty's Titty's beer

Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear

Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city

One thing's for sure everybody loves Titty's

One thing's for sure everybody loves Titty's

When you work real hard and your day's gone sh*tty

What could be better than a big ol' mouthful of Titty's