I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a b***h to bone when I'm alone
F**ked up tore back I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk
I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma
Sitting by the fire
Hold on turn that beat off
No keep it going
Crazy town yo y'all just not known
I get drunk and start talking more shit
And when I got a gun in my hand
You better get
Out cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize cover your eyes
I get uh damn I'm drunk
I need a chunck no better yet a hunk of that funk
I get uh damn I'm drunk
I need a chunk no better yet
A hunk of that funk
Yeah I'm good bad dope I'm freaky fresh
I make hip hop fans say yes yes
Crazy's coming through you know we're gonna blow up
Hold up wait I think I'm gonna throw up na' false alarm
I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah but only when I'm drunk
Yeah only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yeah only when I'm drunk
It happens only when I'm drunk
It goes one for the chronic two for the amnesia
I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sipping colt forty fever when it put in way my people
Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm billy D. Rico
Cause I move like I'm smooth like
Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this b***h with the Gin and Tanqueray
Dink like Mr. Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre
But that's cause I'm old enough to do that of shit
God damn I gotta piss
I pass the mic to Mr. Shift
I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin' it must be that brew that Iwas sippin'
Kickin' in guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin
'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many I reckon
Feelin' I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move
Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the f**k was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin' four-o's
All the hos know them doobie bros
People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might f**k an ugly b***h but only when I'm drunk
Yeah only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yeah only when I'm drunk
It happens only when I'm drunk
Yeah only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
One two one two
Only when I'm drunk
One two one two
Only when I'm drunk
One two one two
Only when I'm drunk
