Well for one thing there was a whole lot of guys

That would have liked to have been in my shoes

But the upkeep on a woman like that

Will give an old poor old boy the blues

Still the pleasure was worth the pain

Of everything she put me through

And I consider myself one of the fortunate few

Yeah and another thing she wasn't just good looking

Her imagination just wouldn't quit

She'd make you do things you never thought about

And things you wouldn't want to admit

There must be somebody else out there

That feels about her like I do

And I consider myself one of the fortunate few

It felt so good to hurt so bad

The best and the worst that I ever had

I know I bit off a little more than I could chew

Still I consider myself one of the fortunate few

Well the last thing I'm gonna tell you

Is some things are better left unsaid

A gentleman don't do talkin' about

What happens in a woman's bed

That's all I've got to say

I'll leave the rest up to you

But I consider myself one of the fortunate few