Cully surroga he's almost blind
One day his eyes
Just went dim
How could such
A terrible think occur
When his mother
Took such care of him
She cherished him
She nourished him
She praised him to the skies
She polished his
Mind and his body
So he would be both
Strong and wise
She saw to it he had a bicycle
To develop his arms and legs
She read him thoreau
And theosophy
She fed him organic eggs
She saw to it he
Took his vitamin pills
Five one-a-days every day
He choked every time
He swallowed them
But she never heard
Him say one word
But hey mom that's okay okay o
Hey mom that's okay okay o
Hey mom that's okay okay o
Hey mom hey mom
Hey mom that's okay
She made him take up yoga
For the strength
And the meditation
She saw to it he
Ate greens and beads
For good elimination
He happened to
Hate those beans and greens
But she never never
Never never heard
Him say not one
Damn word against them
But hey mom that's okay
One day she got this notion
If he stared direct at the sun
He'd get his energy
Right from the source
It would shoot
Through his brain like a gun
Like a gun
And universal light she cried
Will penetrate your cells
And it will ring
Throughout your body
Just like metaphysical bells
And you'll be better built
And you'll be better read
And you'll be better able to run
And then in the little league
And then in the basketball
You'll be the graduate number one
Mother's son
You'll be the graduate number one
Mother's son
Well he stared
At the sun dear mother
He stared every day for an hour
Till the sphere began to fade
And the light lost most of it's power
And the day went dim
Dear god dear mother
And the sweet sun slipped away
And there ain't no
Sun no more no more
There's just a ball of grey
He wrote that for some reason
Whatever
He can't recall
Dear mom he wrote
There ain't no sun
He wrote it on a men's room wall
No more sun he wrote
No more shine he wrote
Just a ball of grey
Other than that mom
I'm doin' fine
I take my vitamins five a day
I hang out in
Bookstores like I should
I meet some well
Read girls that way
My elimination is very good
So there's nothin'
More to say to say
But hey mom that's okay okay o
Hey mom that's okay okay o
Hey mom that's okay okay o
Hey mom hey mom
Hey mom that's okay
