Someday when I ' m old

I ' ll pull up to the store

And park wherever the hell I want to

I ' ll buy a box of Moon Pies

And flirt with the cashier

Yeah like I was still twenty-two

I ' ll b*tch about eighteen dollars

For a gallon of gas

Down at the Texaco

Someday when I ' m old

Yeah someday when I ' m old

I ' ll keep chewing gum in my front pocket

And cold Dr Pepper in the fridge

I ' ll let my daughter get mad

Say I ' m ruining their supper

When I give that stuff to my grand-kids

And I realize that some things

They just don ' t matter

And how fast it all goes

Someday when I ' m old

That clock just starts ticking

Oh the day that you ' re born

And no matter how much time you get

You always want more

Someday when I ' m old

I ' ll be the only one

Who remembers you young and beautiful

Your dark hair falling on that pillowcase

All the secrets we shared

All the love that we made

And I ' ll hold onto those precious moments

Like pieces of gold

Someday when I ' m old