Epic rap battles of history
Darth Vader
Versus
Adolf Hitler
Begin
I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
You have the force to move objects I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs-the Rick Moranis version
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon d**k
You call that a mustache
I call that D**z on your lip
You b**h
Let me remind you who you're messing with
Everything that you did
I'm the m**r who invented it
I'm the original Dark Lord, you're like the sorcerer's apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of s**t and cloned it
You stink Vader, your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower
I'll turn all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters
What's your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors
Suck my robot balls
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off
A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass
We'll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh
Who won
Who's next
You decide
Eeeeeepic rap battles of history