Lyricist : Freshy Kanal

Composer : Freshy Kanal

I would've liked to get invited to this magical communion

Your indecisiveness, I'll let it slide since gatherings: I ruin them

But why's no one arrived yet 'cept this sappy super-human

My, my, this must be the Maximoff family reunion

Let me re-cap if I can, when Thanos had beaten your trashcan to scrap

You panicked and abra cadabra proceeded to magic him back and in tact, but in fact

He was a memory, and temporary assembled, your Avenger like a cabinet stand

You landed in Agatha's trap, had you playing the Sims with a Halloween pack

Now then, it's strange that this damsel demands that her made-up children be handed right back

If she thinks there's a chance of that happening at last

Then we're both living in a fantasy land

Ask Aurora, I'll leave you in deep sleep, orphan

You wouldn't even beat me if you were here dream walking

She's always outrunning her past living life to the fullest

Unlike your brother, who couldn't outrun a bullet

Oh neat, those powers sure seem sweet

No spindle, so how are you making me sleep?

Out of all the folktale villains hunting children

I mistook this old frail witch for Rumpelstiltskin

Don't say anything about Vis

You got no friends, except mystical imps

Like okay, you had a one night fling

Romeo led Julie on and quickly dipped

He showed face, after years of silence

Whipped out a knife to declare you a flight risk

In a blind rage, found that king-to-be

Shouting "You took every wing from me"

Chill it with the killing, Matilda

You sprung to violence too soon

You can still have children, you idiot

You lost your mind, not your womb

Are you tired of being flightless?

Want to spite a baby? Try this!

Introducing Red Bull

In your condition, Miss, you might like it!

Tell me, how many helpless toddlers were staying in that town when you held it hostage?

It amazes me you hate Tony Stark, when this lady's done way worse than selling rockets

All this selfish logic, 'cause Wanda's got no Cosmo, she's lost the plot

I rap like the rock on Vision's head, 'cause I spit off the top and I'm popping off!

Female trios, I resent them now

A set defended the Kingdom protecting Stefan's crown

Thank God for Wanda's sake, she barely counts

The forgotten Olsen has an empty house

You can't get a sentence out before breaking down

So, stay crying right there

Diaval, search the Multiverse

Find a stronger variant

Make this fight quite fair

The way you utter things isn't sassy nor witty, it's creepy

That facial structure is the only time this demon is cheeky

Oh jeez, you wish to beat me?

The Avengers they didn't stand a fighting chance

So don't talk Tony Stark when you can lay a hand on Iron, Man!

You're trapped inside a battle of minds and yours is mine to command!

Shapeshift into a dragon, and yet you still haven't the fire to light up a match

Let's not bypass the fact, you're a bogus witch

You're hocus pocus hopeless with this s**t

You escorted your minions of orgs to an infant

As if you're bringing your homies to the crib, yeah

You want Moor? Go home to your trees, and tell your crow you concede

When you're rapping off with a Maximoff

Then you're at a loss, 'cause she's got a Darkhold on the beat

Ruler of chaos, control what I see

Aw, poor you, getting roasted by queens

My family doesn't loathe me at least

You'll always come last like a post credit scene