Here I stand

With a doughnut for a brain

On my life

I must see you again

I should think

That's made it very plain

Is it his

Is it his or is it ain't

Don't ask me

To leave it out

Or turn it up

Or pack it in

Don't ask me

Don't ask me

Don't ask

Don't ask me

I'm an ignorant I'm afraid

On my life

I believe we're tailor made

I should worry

If the weather spoils the trade

I'm a crumb

And I'm in your lemonade

Don't ask me

To knock it off

Or cut it short

Or jack it in

Don't ask me

Don't ask me

Don't ask

Let me offer you

My life and all my love

Let me offer you a bargain

What a lovely range

Don't forget the change

Don't ask

Don't ask

Don't ask

Don't ask me

To make a sacrifice

On my life

I'm cheap at half the price

Won't you try

A portion or a slice

Slightly warm

But very very nice

Don't ask me

To leave it out

Or turn it up

Or pack it in

Don't ask me

Don't ask me

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